“- Louis Stevens: Oh... mother of pearl, Beans!
- Bernard 'Beans' Aranguren: Sorry! I'm a little gassy in the morning!”

Shia LaBeouf - Louis Stevens
Steven Anthony Lawrence - Bernard 'Beans' Aranguren

“If I didn't have puke breath, I'd kiss you.”
Rick Moranis - Bob McKenzie

“- Uncle Julius: You've changed, no doubt about that.
- Sybylla Melvyn: You haven't. Your kisses still smell of whiskey and cigars.
- Uncle Julius: That's what makes me irresistible.”

Peter Whitford - Uncle Julius
Judy Davis - Sybylla Melvyn

“One hell of a morning has turned into a bitch of a day!”
Michael Douglas - Jack T. Colton

“I woke up this morning and I just hated everything.”
Angelina Jolie - Lara Croft