“Most children are disappointments and not worth the effort to raise.”
Shô Kosugi - Ozunu

“I married your mother because I wanted children. Imagine my disappointment when you arrived.”
Groucho Marx - Professor Quincy Adams Wagstaff

“My elders challenged me for the throne. So I've spared all my children any future dissapointment!”

Sven-Ole Thorsen - King Borna

“I think he'd probably tell you: the America represented in this room... is not the America he died defending.”

Jim Carrey - Peter Appleton

“Naughty, naughty, naughty! You filthy old soomka!”
Malcom McDowell - Alex (A Clockwork Orange)