“- Harry: Well, I'm gonna go home, have some sex.
- Jack Traven: Harry, you're gonna go home and puke.
- Harry: Well that'll be fun too.”

Jeff Daniels - Harry
Keanu Reeves - Jack Traven

“- Stu: Why don't we remember a God damn thing from last night?
- Phil: Obviously because we had a great fucking time.”
Ed Helms - Stu
Bradley Cooper - Phil

“The next time you go out and get tanked, if you don't take me, I'll get a divorce.”
Carole Lombard - Jane Mason

“- Captain von Trapp: Drapes?
- Maria: They still have plenty of wear left. The children have been everywhere in them.
- Captain von Trapp: Do you mean to tell me that my children have been roaming about Salzburg dressed up in nothing but some old drapes?
- Maria: Hm-hm. And having a marvelous time!”
Christopher Plummer - Captain von Trapp
Julie Andrews - Maria

“Nothing hard about kids. Ah! As long as you spend some time with them, they're cool. Most important thing, make sure the moms all get along.”
Charlie McDermott - Stewart