“When they get older and you can't give them as much as other children, they're ashamed of you. And when you give them everything and put them through college, they're ashamed of you.”

Maurice Moscovitch - Max Rubens

“My advice to you. I know you think those guys are your friends. You wanna be a true friend to them? Be honest, and unmerciful.”
Philip Seymour Hoffman - Lester Bangs

“- Buddy Bragg: Here ma'am. Let me help you with these. Beautiful young lady like you shouldn't be carrying groceries. Let a man do that for you.
- Parking Lot Woman: Now, I didn't ask you for help, so don't expect a tip.
- Buddy Bragg: Oh, that's okay ma'am. I'll just take your car.”
Ving Rhames - Buddy Bragg
Susan Hatfield - Parking Lot Woman

“- Herbert Arthur Runcible Cadbury: After all that this family has done for you, and this is how you behave?
- Ferguson: Well, yeah, so I guess I won't be getting that Employee of The Year Award, after all, eh?”
Jonathan Hyde - Herbert Arthur Runcible Cadbury
Chelcie Ross - Ferguson

“You know what, Mom? You know what I'm going to get you next Christmas? A big, wooden cross. So anytime you feel unappreciated for all your sacrifices, you can climb on up and nail yourself to it.”
Kevin Spacey - Lloyd