“Most priests like to preach from the pulpit. Father Bobby liked to talk during the bump and shove of a pick-up game.”
Jason Patric - Shakes

“You don't become a nun to run away from life, Patsy. It's not because you've lost something. It's because you've found something.”
Ingrid Bergman - Sister Mary Benedict

“- Oda Mae Brown: I know you don't think I'm giving this 4 million dollars to a bunch of nuns!
- Sam Wheat: Think of it this way, you'll go to Heaven.
- Oda Mae Brown: I don't want to go to Heaven, I want to go to the bank and cash a goddamn check!”
Whoopi Goldberg - Oda Mae Brown
Patrick Swayze - Sam Wheat

“The stranger has been known to masquerade as a priest wearing high heeled shoes.”

“- Michael Dunn: If Gram sees you smoking she'll have a heart attack.
- Boo: If she's hears you talking about not being a priest she'll have a stroke.”
Andrew McCarthy - Michael Dunn
Jennifer Dundas - Boo