“You'll never be a first class human being or a first class woman until you've learned to have some regard for human frailty.”
Cary Grant - C. K. Dexter Haven

- Lt. Olivia D'Arcy: Stop prying into things that don't concern you.
- Lt. Janet "Davy" Davidson: Maybe it does concern me. It concerns me that the morale of this group remains high. Until you joined up, it was. You're just a troublemaker.
Veronica Lake - Lt. Olivia D'Arcy
Claudette Colbert - Lt. Janet "Davy" Davidson

- Nikolai "Kolya" Rodchenko: Please inform American embassy that I am here. I am an American citizen.
- Colonel Chaiko: What you call yourself is of no concern to us. Here, you're just a criminal.
Mikhail Baryshnikov - Nikolai "Kolya" Rodchenko
Jerzy Skolimowski - Colonel Chaiko

“Don't be ridiculous! You're not handicapped, you're... What do they call the... exceptional? My name's Joyce, and I noticed that you have not tasted any of the ambrosia salad that I made especially for you. Allow me.”

Kathy Baker - Joyce

“Link hows ur melon bud-dy.”

Pauly Shore - Stoney Brown