“Don't be ridiculous! You're not handicapped, you're... What do they call the... exceptional? My name's Joyce, and I noticed that you have not tasted any of the ambrosia salad that I made especially for you. Allow me.”

Kathy Baker - Joyce

“- Jake Taylor: I'll let you know if I land a good job, I'm sure you're real concerned about it.
- Tom: Well, I just wanted Lynn to know what she would have had ahead of her.
- Tom: Stay away from her.
- Jake Taylor: Suck my dick!”

Tom Berenger - Jake Taylor
Richard Pickren - Tom

“- Dory: Hey, what's wrong?
- Marlin: What's wrong? While they're busy doing their little impressions, I'm miles from home with a fish who can't even remember her name.
- Dory: Boy, I bet that's frustrating.”
Ellen Lee DeGeneres - Dory
Albert Brooks - Marlin

“Bud is getting so fat. You should really talk to him, he's going to have a heart attack. Plus he's fat.”

Leslie Mann - Krista

“- Walter Stratford: Do you know what happens at proms?
- Bianca Stratford: Yes. We'll dance, we'll kiss, we'll come home. It's not quite the crisis situation you imagine.
- Walter Stratford: Kissing? That's what you think happens? I've got news for you. Kissing isn't what keeps me up to my elbows in placenta all day long.”

Larry Miller - Walter Stratford
Larisa Oleynik - Bianca Stratford