“- Ed: You want me to go tell your pals how well we really know each other? The Lego contests, the Farscape conventions, the costumes?
- Charley Brewster: Please, stop.
- Ed: Or how about that one time you took my Stretch Armstrong so you could tie it around your balls and jerk off for an hour?”
Christopher Mintz-Plasse - Ed
Anton Yelchin - Charley Brewster

“Renaldo! Man, I remember your first day on the job. Remember you were so scared you actually crapped yourself? And Chuck and I, we snuck you back in here, we cleaned you up so nobody'd find out. You begged us not tell anyone. And did we?”
Kevin James - Larrie Valentine

“I think we have the kind of friendship where if I were the devil, you'd be the only one I would tell.”
Albert Brooks - Aaron Altman

“- Prendergast: Something about my wife. Maybe I never mentioned it.
- Sandra: What?
- Prendergast: I love her.”
Robert Duvall - Prendergast
Rachel Ticotin - Sandra

“- Casanova: She has a secret lover? Who?
- Giovanni Bruni: I don't know, it's a secret.”
Heath Ledger - Casanova
Charlie Cox - Giovanni Bruni