“Signor Lassparri comes from a very famous family. His mother was a well-known bass singer. His father was the first man to stuff spaghetti with bicarbonate of soda, thus causing and curing indigestion at the same time.”
Groucho Marx - Otis B. Driftwood

“By God, Helen, that's as good as it gets. You were born to be a star.”

Jack Nicholson - Francis Phelan

“It seems to me hilarious that our government put the face of Elvis Presley on a postage stamp after he died from an overdose of drugs. His fans don’t mention that because they don’t want to give up their myths. They ignore the fact that he was a drug addict and claim he invented rock ‘n’ roll when in fact he took it from black culture.”
Marlon Brando On Elvis Presley

“Elvis Presley – bloated, over the hill, adolescent entertainer, suddenly drawing people into Las Vegas – had nothing to do with excellence, just myth.”
Marlon Brando On Elvis Presley

“In Hollywood, unknown actors wear sunglasses in the hope of being mistaken for knowns.”
Richard R. Grant