“You want me to get down on my knees and beg you to save the Baker boys from doom? Forget it, sweetheart. We survived for 15 years before you strutted onto the scene. Fifteen years.”

Jeff Bridges - Jack Baker

“- Lydia Mertz: Russell wants his money, and his CDs.
- Suzanne Stone Maretto: Really? Well, you tell Russell if he doesn't keep his mouth shut, he's gonna be playing his goddamn CDs in the gas chamber!”
Alison Folland - Lydia Mertz
Nicole Kidman - Suzanne Stone

“Get your peanut butter out of my sister's chocolate.”
Tina Fey - Kate Ellis

“If a woman sleeps alone, it puts a shame on all men.”
Anthony Quinn - Alexis Zorba

“There's some men who enter into a woman's life and screw it up forever. Joe Morelli did this to me. He was the big catch in our neighborhood, and I thought I caught him when I gave him my virginity on the floor of the Tasty Pastry Bakery I worked at when I was 17. Unfortunately for me, he never called after. Unfortunately for him, I hold a grudge.”

Katherine Heigl - Stephanie Plum