“- Wang Chi-Yang: What do you know of marriage? What do you know of women?
- Wang Ta: Sir, what did you know of marriage and women when you married my mother?
- Wang Chi-Yang: Nothing. That is why I obeyed my father and married the woman he chose for me.”
Benson Fong - Wang Chi-Yang
James Shigeta - Wang Ta

“When men get around me, they get allergic to wedding rings.”
Eve Arden - Ida Corwin

“- Alex Forrest: Why is it that all the interesting guys are always married?
- Dan Gallagher: Or maybe that's why you find them interesting, the fact you can't have them.”
Glenn Close - Alex Forrest
Michael Douglas - Dan Gallagher

“- Jenny: You're part of the plan.
- John: Oh yeah?
- Jenny: My plan... step 1: meet an incredibly sweet, smart, sexy man.
- John: Done. Step 2?
- Jenny: Marry you instead.”
Jennifer Aniston - Jenny
Owen Wilson - John

“Behind every good man there is a woman, and that woman was Martha Washington, man, and everyday George came home, she had a big fat bowl waiting for him, man, when he came in the door, man, she was a hip, hip, hip lady, man.”
Rory Cochrane - Slater