“Since I'm a queen of my word, you're free to go and pursue the blanket or bed covering of your choice.”
Vanessa Williams - Queen of Trash

“I will give you one week paid vacation if you go running out of this office crying.”

Jason Alexander - Robert Grant

“- Jabez Stone: You promised me happiness, love, and friendship!
- Mr. Scratch: I promised you money and all that money could buy. I don't recall any other obligations.”
James Craig - Jabez Stone
Walter Huston - Mr. Scratch

Since the beginning of time people have been frightened, unhappy, scared of death, scared of getting old, and there's always been priests, shamans, shrinks around to tell 'em: "I know you're frightened, but I can help you. Of course, it is going to cost you a few bucks". But they can't help you because life is what it is.
Woody Allen - David Dobel

“- Grandfather Disguisey: Who are you now?
- Pistachio Disguisey: The question is not who I am, the question is who are you? I'm Prince Lali Jhamba from the Ringy Dingy Heights near Bombay, Calcutta and New Delhi, India. India. India.”
Harold Gould - Grandfather Disguisey
Dana Carvey - Pistachio Disguisey