“- John Dixon: I didn't take you for a football fan.
- Steven Carter: I'm not.
- John Dixon: What do you mean, not a... oh.”

Brad Gorton - John Dixon
Ben Silverstone - Steven Carter

“- Trent: So, what'd you think of that Dorothy girl?
- Mike: The whole Judy Garland thing kinda turned me on. Does that make me some kind of fag?”
Vince Vaughn - Trent
Jon Favreau - Mike

- Reggie: You know, your son looks like a fag to me.
- Anita McCambridge: I beg your pardon?
- Reggie: You better get re-married again, or he's gonna have someone's cock in his mouth before you can say "Jack Robinson".
Paul Newman - Reggie
Kathryn Walker - Anita McCambridge

“I look like some cock-sucking faggot in this thing.”

Stephen Mendillo - Jim Ahern

“- Armand Goldman: Agador, you're gonna have to get yourself a uniform and dress like a butler.
- Agador: No! I'm gonna look like a fag!
- Armand Goldman: Maybe, but you'll look like a fag in a uniform.”
Robin Williams - Armand Goldman
Hank Azaria - Agador