“- Randy: Meatloaf, smeatloaf, double-beatloaf. I hate meatloaf.
- The Old Man Parker: All right, I'll get that kid to eat. Where's my screwdriver and my plumber's helper? I'll open up his mouth and I'll shove it in.”
Ian Petrella - Randy
Darren McGavin - The Old Man Parker

“- Robert 'Bobby' Boucher Jr.: Mama, Vicky is an astrologist.
- Helen 'Mama' Boucher: I don't believe in that sort of thing personally. Astrology is one of the many tools of the devil.”
Adam Sandler - Robert 'Bobby' Boucher Jr.
Kathy Bates - Helen 'Mama' Boucher

“A shovel just makes too goddamned much racket.”
J. T. Walsh - Charles Bushman

“- Doyle Hargraves: What in the hell you doin' with that hammer?
- Karl Childers: I don't rightly know. I just kinda woke up holding it.”

Dwight Yoakam - Doyle Hargraves
Billy Bob Thornton - Karl Childers

“The enemas take some getting used to, but, in time, you'll learn to look forward to them like an old friend with a cold nose.”
John Neville - Endymion Hart-Jones