“- Rusty Ryan: We could turn ourselves in. Go to jail. Nothing Benedict could do to us there.
- Danny Ocean: Yeah, good idea. We all go to the cops and confess to the Bellagio robbery. That averages twenty years for grand larceny for each of us. Yeah, that'd teach him.”

Brad Pitt - Rusty Ryan
George Clooney - Danny Ocean

“Benjamin! You nasty youth, your crime has shocked me to the core. Never in my whole career have I encountered this before. Guards! Seize him! Lock him in a cell. Throw the keys into the Nile as well.”
Donny Osmond - Joseph

“We get caught laundering money, we're not going to white-collar resortprison. No, no, no. We're going to federal pound me in the ass prison.”
David Herman - Michael Bolton

“- Raphelson: You won't get away with this. I have friends, powerful friends!
- President Sawyer: And I'll make sure every single one of them joins you in prison!”
Richard Jenkins - Raphelson
Jamie Foxx - President Sawyer

“- Clifford Franklin: Coach, ain't that stuff illegal?
- Jimmy McGinty: What are they going to do? Put you in football jail?”

Orlando Jones - Clifford Franklin
Gene Hackman - Jimmy McGinty