“Whenever a critic mentions the salary of an actor, I'm thinking, He's not talking about the movie.”
Harold Ramis

“Fred, you had a part people loved. I mean, my TV Guide interview was six paragraphs about my boobs and how they fit into my suit. No one bothered to ask me what I do on the show.”
Sigourney Weaver - Gwen DeMarco

“Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost how it feels about dogs.”
Christopher Hampton

“I never met anybody who said when they were a kid, 'I wanna grow up and be a critic'.”
Richard Pryor

“Critics can't even make music by rubbing their back legs together.”
Mel Brooks