“Why is the world jam packed with such idiots? Every Schmo has a fantasy that the planet revolves around them. It rains, a car crash happens, they say 'How can this happen to me?'. But for us, this isn't a fantasy, it is a reality.”
Sandra Bernhard - Minerva Mayflower

“I got thinkin' about that book you wrote, you know, on Napoleon. Figured that him and me bein' so much alike, you'd like to do a little job for me.”

Humphrey Bogart - Joe Gurney

“That's why we didn't get on. You've always wanted a woman to treat you like a god. I treated you as if you were just as bad as myself.”

Myrna Loy - Lady Edwina Esketh

“It's easy for you to play the martyr and destroy the new life I'm trying to build up for my son and for myself as you destroyed the old.”

Basil Rathbone - Alexei Alexandrovitch Karenin

“Magic mirror on the wall, who is the fairest one of all?”

Cordélia Ferreira - The Evil Queen