“- Irene: I never wanted to sleep with you, Hank! Okay, you tricked me!
- Hank: Yes, I tricked you. It was deceitful, it was disgusting and despicable. But just for once, see it from my side.
[shrugs]
- Hank: I was horny.”
Renee Zellweger - Irene
Jim Carrey - Hank

“- Waingro: Showed you a good time, didn't I?
- Hooker: Oh yeah. You fly. You cool.
- Waingro: You're lying to me. I can always tell when people lie to me.
- Hooker: I ain't lying. You're a hot dog. A regular rodeo rider. And this was the monster fuck of my young life.”
Kevin Gage - Waingro

“If you were a real woman, you'd lie to me about our sex.”
Julian Sands - Dr. Nick Cavanaugh

“We were never lovers! I faked an orgasm!”

Dona Speir - Donna Hamilton

“- Pee Wee: You guys are just jealous because I ruined Wendy for everybody else. Now that she's had me, what's left?
- Mickey: Yeah well, that's not what she told me, Pee Wee.
- Pee Wee: Well, what did she tell you?
- Tommy: Ask her, Pee Wee, here she comes.
- Billy: Yeah, I can hear her panting from here.”

Dan Monahan - Pee Wee
Roger Wilson - Mickey
Wyatt Knight - Tommy
Mark Herrier - Billy