“If you were a real woman, you'd lie to me about our sex.”
Julian Sands - Dr. Nick Cavanaugh

“- Claire Harrison: You've been lying to me from the start haven't you?
- Jack Grace: Look I just wanted to fuck you, that's all it was.”
Charlotte Ayanna - Claire Harrison
Adrien Brody - Jack Grace

“Damon is the biggest practical joker I know. He once convinced a sophomore that he was the middle Hanson brother just so he could get laid.”
Michael Rosenbaum - Parker Riley

“- Irene: I never wanted to sleep with you, Hank! Okay, you tricked me!
- Hank: Yes, I tricked you. It was deceitful, it was disgusting and despicable. But just for once, see it from my side.
[shrugs]
- Hank: I was horny.”
Renee Zellweger - Irene
Jim Carrey - Hank

“- Waingro: Showed you a good time, didn't I?
- Hooker: Oh yeah. You fly. You cool.
- Waingro: You're lying to me. I can always tell when people lie to me.
- Hooker: I ain't lying. You're a hot dog. A regular rodeo rider. And this was the monster fuck of my young life.”
Kevin Gage - Waingro