“My parents fucked once in their lives. That's why we're twins, they didn't want to make it twice.”
Eva Green - Isabelle

My mom and dad are very religious. At night I hear them scream "Jesus!".
Sarah Stafford - Girl #1

“- Samantha Swoboda: We better crash at your guys' place for a while in case they come after us.
- Miles Kitchen: Oh sure. 'Hi Mom, Dad. This fourteen-year-old girl, she's just sleeping over tonight. Don't mind me, I'll be upstairs, in my room, entering puberty!'. Are you nuts?”
Jessica Alba - Samantha Swaboda
Kenneth A. Brown - Miles Kitchen

“- Mitch: You ever walk in on our parents doing it?
- Glen: No, have you?
- Mitch: Yeah.
- Glen: That's a horrible thing for a little kid to see.
- Mitch: This was last week in Florida!”
Billy Crystal - Mitch Robbins
Jon Lovitz - Glen Robbins

“- Mitch: It was on the kitchen table.
- Glen: Uhhh!
- Mitch: And an hour later we ate on that table!”

Billy Crystal - Mitch Robbins
Jon Lovitz - Glen Robbins