“I’m like a sexual snowflake. Each night with me is a unique experience”
Max Greenfield - Schmidt

“Any time a man wants to show a woman how to do something from behind it’s just because he wants an excuse to get real close and breathe on her neck.”
Jake Johnson - Nick Miller

“I believe there is a higher degree of probability she’s wearing those type of panties than no panties at all.”
John Malkovich - Dr. Adrian Mallory

“Lara Jean-How does he look at me?
Lucas-Like you're a sexy little Rubik's cube. He can't figure you out, but he's having fun trying.”
Lana Condor - Lara Jean
Trezzo Mahoro - Lucas

“Shy in the streets, sexy in the sheets.”
Sasha Pieterse - Alison DiLaurentis