“- Eleanor Miller: Excuse me, sir, but you wouldn't want to marry Brittany. She's... Well, she's very difficult.
- Jeanette Miller: And she's not very tidy.
- Eleanor Miller: And her cooking is atrocious!
- Jeanette Miller: And she spends money like a drunken sailor!”

Janice Karman - Eleanor Miller
Janice Karman - Jeanette Miller

“You are not special enough to overcome a bad marriage.”
Shirley MacLaine - Aurora Greenway

“- Frida Kahlo: I love a man with melones that are bigger than mine.
- Diego Rivera: And I love a woman with cojones.”
Salma Hayek - Frida Kahlo
Alfred Molina - Diego Rivera

“- Juno MacGuff: I think I'm in love with you.
- Paulie Bleeker: You mean as friends?
- Juno MacGuff: No... I mean for real. 'Cause you're, like, the coolest person I've ever met, and you don't even have to try, you know...
- Paulie Bleeker: I try really hard, actually.”
Ellen Page - Juno MacGuff
Michael Cera - Paulie Bleeker

“If you want me, Bruce, you've gotta take me as I am instead of trying to change me into something else.”
Rosalind Russell - Hildy Johnson