“- Marion Fitzwater: What are you doing?
- Robin McAllister: Surfin' the net.
- Marion Fitzwater: The what?
- Robin McAllister: The internet. Us nerds can access information from all over the world. Inside information if you know what you're doing.”
Sarah Chalke - Marion Fitzwater
Devon Sawa - Robin McAllister

“Internet! Who needs it?”
Clint Eastwood - Earl Stone

“- Dominic Manetta: Times are changing. You've got to change with the times.
- Paul Vitti: What, am I supposed to get a fuckin' website?”
Joseph Rigano - Dominic Manetta
Robert De Niro - Paul Vitti

“Just be careful out there in cyberspace. Don't tell them anything.”

Sinbad - Sam Simms

“What's the point in having an Internet connection if you're not using it to look up weird, fucked-up pictures of dirty sex you'll never have yourself?”
Jeff Anderson - Randal