“- Alex: Hey dad, there's a strange fella sittin' on the sofa munchy-wunching lomticks of toast.
- Dad: That's Joe. He lives here now. The lodger, that's what he is. He rents your room.”
Malcom McDowell - Alex (A Clockwork Orange)
Philip Stone - Dad

“I'm a teacher, not a Holiday Inn.”
Michael Douglas - Prof. Grady Tripp

“- Evelyn: Who invited them?
- Stephen Price: I don't know, it wasn't me and you say it wasn't you. Who then, Evelyn? Ghosts?”
Famke Janssen - Evelyn
Geoffrey Rush - Stephen Price

“Let's go down and greet your guests. Show them the real you: corny as Kansas on the fourth of July.”

Geoffrey Rush - Stephen Price

“- Riker: Our guests have arrived. They're eating the floral arrangements on the banquet tables.
- Beverly: I guess they don't believe in cocktails before dinner.
- Troi: Oh, my God. Are they vegetarian? That's not in there.
- Picard: Perhaps we should have the chef whip up a light balsamic vinaigrette, something that goes well with chrysanthemums.”
Jonathan Frakes - William Riker
Gates McFadden - Beverly
Marina Sirtis - Troi
Sir Patrick Stewart - Jean-Luc Picard