“- Mr. Bradley: [entering the pub] Is Master Gregory here?
- Barkeep: Partially.”

Kit Harington - Mr. Bradley
Ryan Robbins - Barkeep

“- Will Holloway: [by radio] They're nearing position. Anything?
- Malcolm Wynn-Jones: Not a sausage. The self-perpetuating algorithm I wrote last night is constantly updating, revising all potential vantage points.
- Will Holloway: Sudoku not cutting it then?”
Kit Harington - Will Holloway
Hugh Simon - Malcolm Wynn-Jones

“You have no sense of humor, like a chair, or a supermodel.”

Nick Kroll - Professor Poopypants

“Sardonic humor is just my way of relating to the world.”
Cole Sprouse - Jughead Jones

“Wars of religion always make me laugh because basically you're fighting over who has the best imaginary friend.”
Keanu Reeves - Johnny Utah