“Some men have called me an ecdysiast. Do you know what that means? An ecdysiast is one who, or that which, sheds it's skin. In vulgar parlance, a stripper. But I'm not a stripper. At these prices, I'm an ecdysiast!”
Cynthia Gibb - Gypsy Rose Lee

“- Tony Hawes: He doesn't do things by the book. He just doesn't respect the rules. Is he really the kind of person we should be employing at Barings?
- Ron Baker: Fuck the rules. It's barrow boys like Nick who are turning the City of London around. You can't run a modern financial centre with a bunch of Hooray Henries.”

Tim McInnerny - Tony Hawes
Nigel Lindsay - Ron Baker

“I like Vicky, and she likes me back! And she showed me her boobies and I like them too!”
Adam Sandler - Robert 'Bobby' Boucher Jr.

“I don't want to go to dinner, I want to get naked with Sarah Deaver.”
Keanu Reeves - Nelson Moss

“The bend and snap! I did that last night naked. I broke a window though.”
Jennifer Coolidge - Paulette