“- Preacher: You weren't the sunnykid in your class, were you?
- Carter Blake: I never went to class.”
LL Cool J - Preacher
Thomas Jane - Carter Blake

“- Grandfather Disguisey: When you were on the roof, did you hear something like this?
[Slaps Pistachio]
- Pistachio Disguisey: Yes exactly that! But without the pain on my face. We have a clue!”
Harold Gould - Grandfather Disguisey
Dana Carvey - Pistachio Disguisey

“A shovel just makes too goddamned much racket.”
J. T. Walsh - Charles Bushman

“- Anna Harrison: How come Isabel screams during sex?
- Jackie Harrison: How do you know she screams during sex?
- Anna Harrison: I live in the same country.”
Jena Malone - Anna Harrison
Susan Sarandon - Jackie Harrison

“You're slamming my door like some kind of gorilla on a football field!”
Cuba Gooding Jr. - Tre Styles