“Can't nobody sang like Eddie King Jr!”
Michael Wright - Eddie

“He can act and he can sing and he can dance. There's only one other person in the world who can do all that, and that's Barbra Streisand.”
Michael Hitchcock - Steve Stark - Councilman

“Who's driving this vessel? Stevie fucking Wonde.”
John Witherspoon - Silas Green

“- Dr. Weitzman: Hey Billy, we gotta go. Are you sure you can drive this thing?
- Billy Caufield: Are you kidding? I finished second at Daytona.”
Dennis Boutsikaris - Dr. Weitzman
Michael Keaton - Billy Caufield

“- Daniel Miller: Can't one of the neighbors drive the carpool? What about Mr. Kopek?
- Mrs. Miller: He's 88.
- Daniel Miller: So he'll drive real slow.
- Mrs. Miller: He's had three strokes.
- Daniel Miller: But never while driving.”
David Paymer - Daniel Miller
Stellina Rusich - Mrs. Miller