“He can act and he can sing and he can dance. There's only one other person in the world who can do all that, and that's Barbra Streisand.”
Michael Hitchcock - Steve Stark - Councilman

“Can't nobody sang like Eddie King Jr!”
Michael Wright - Eddie

“- Daniel Miller: Can't one of the neighbors drive the carpool? What about Mr. Kopek?
- Mrs. Miller: He's 88.
- Daniel Miller: So he'll drive real slow.
- Mrs. Miller: He's had three strokes.
- Daniel Miller: But never while driving.”
David Paymer - Daniel Miller
Stellina Rusich - Mrs. Miller

“Who's driving this vessel? Stevie fucking Wonde.”
John Witherspoon - Silas Green

“- Jesse: Want me to drive?
- Randolph: You know how to drive?
- Jesse: No, do you?”
Jason James Richter - Jesse
August Schellenberg - Randolph