“- Ordell Robbie: What the fuck you doing knockin' on the door like the goddamn police? You wanna die?
- Max Cherry: I thought you might be asleep.
- Ordell Robbie: You keep fucking with me, you're gonna be asleep forever.”
Samuel L. Jackson - Ordell Robbie
Robert Forster - Max Cherry

“- Craig Jones: Pearly, you ain't right. Tryin' to give my daddy VD.
- Mrs. Pearly: I'm callin' the police on y'all, fool!
- Craig Jones: Get that lined up too first, bitch! ”

Ice Cube - Craig Jones
Bebe Drake - Mrs. Pearly

“- Roman: You need to go to hell.
- Bryan: And you need to go back to Barstow!”
Tyrese Gibson - Roman Pearce
Paul William Walker IV - Brian O'Conner

“You are so messin' with national security right now, man! You are fired tomorrow morning, I'm tellin' ya! I'll get the CIA and the FBI, you'll be workin' security at Toys R' Us!”

Steve Buscemi - Rockhound

“- Det. Billy Rosewood: Police! You're all under arrest!
[armed thugs answer with a long hail of machine gun fire]
- Sgt. Taggart: You do that again, I'll shoot you myself!”
Judge Reinhold - Det. Billy Rosewood
John Ashton - Sgt. Taggart