“I will slap you man! I will slap the hell outta you. You don't know who you messing with. I don't even know when I'm gonna slap somebody. My reflexes just slap people.”
Chris Tucker - Franklin Hatchett

“Never mind the manoeuvres, just go straight at 'em.”

James D'Arcy - 1st Lt. Tom Pullings

“- Roy O'Bannon: That diamond is as big as a damn monkey's paw.
- Chon Wang: Don't even think about it.
- Roy O'Bannon: Just admiring the craftsmanship.”

Owen Wilson - Roy O'Bannon
Jackie Chan - Chon Wang

“- Max Devlin: A weird thing just happened, there's this mirror behind the cashier...
- Barney Satin: You're one of us now. Inhabitants of Hell cast no reflection.”
Elliott Gould - Max Devlin
Bill Cosby - Barney Satin

“What the hell is the world coming to?”
George Reynolds - Branford