“Marriage is the promise of eternal love. As a man of honor I cannot promise eternally what I've never felt momentarily.”
Hugh Jackman - Leopold

“I'm never gonna expect you to know where I left my car keys, and I'll never leave my socks on the floor. With me, you'll find the cap is always on the toothpaste.”
Jonathan Tucker - Matthew

“- Billy: Oh. I can't! I con't do it!
- Jessica: You always said you'd love me no matter what.
- Billy: Bu... I... you're a 30-year-old dude!
- Jessica: Just on the outside!”

Matthew Lawrence - Billy
Rob Schneider - Jessica

“- The King (Ferdinand): Now, at the latest minute of the hour, grant us your loves.
- The Princess: A time, methinks, too short to make a world-without-end bargain in.”
Alessandro Nivola - The King (Ferdinand)
Alicia Silverstone - The Princess

“- Felicien Mallefille: You promised to love me.
- George Sand: I didn't promise to succeed.”
Georges Corraface - Felicien Mallefille
Judy Davis - George Sand