“- Belle: Chip, you must know about Christmas! Stockings in front of the fire. Tree? Tinsle? Presents?
- Chip: Presents! Will I get one?
- Belle: Of course, everyone gets a present on Christmas.”
Paige O'Hara - Belle
Haley Joel Osment - Chip

“- Prince Akeem: So, you would share your bed, and your fortune, with a beautiful fool?
- Semmi: That is the way it has always been with men of power. It is tradition.”
Eddie Murphy - Prince Akeem
Arsenio Hall - Semmi

“I'm sick of these conventional marriages. One woman and one man was good enough for your grandmother, but who wants to marry your grandmother? Nobody, not even your grandfather.”
Groucho Marx - Captain Jeffrey Spaulding

“There are certain things in life that are sacred - sagradas - and we don't spit on them. Because, without them, it doesn't matter whether we live or die. Marriage is something that we don't spit on.”
Jenny Gago - Maria

“I ask you, what man will want to marry a girl who flits around rooftops, chasing chickens?”
Rosalind Chao - Li