“- Gordon: Just so you know, if you want to impress me, I like fight stories. Ever been in a fight?
- Norval Greenwood: No.
- Gordon: I have. I once accidentally kicked a guy's ear off. I didn't mean to, but the fucker flew off. I could see right into his skull. Good night.”
Stephen McHattie - Gordon
Elijah Wood - Norval Greenwood

“- Camille Brewster: You sure you never heard of me? Camille Brewster?
- Ferdinand Jones: No.
- Camille Brewster: You must have a cheap radio.”
Joan Davis - Camille Brewster
Lou Costello - Ferdinand Jones

“I need a time machine with a loud radio to take me where I'm going.”
Kevin Costner - Butch Haynes

“- Roland Sharp: Why do you find it necessary to listen to this constant crap?
- Anne: What's the matter? You don't like vagina music?
- Roland Sharp: Do you have to use that word before I've had my coffee and soymilk?”

Tommy Lee Jones - Roland Sharp
Christina Milian - Anne

“I am only a radio star with just one weekly show but speaking as one of the people. I want you to know we are tired of the decline of Argentina with no sign of a government able to give us the things we deserve.”
Madonna - Eva Perón