“That girl worries me a lot, Chief. Whatever happened to the regulations regarding female agents? They're supposed to be unmarried, without dependence and willing to fool around a lot.”
Don Adams - Maxwell Smart

“I don't know. I can't figure women out. Today, they're... independent. They only think about themselves. Why, during sex, Vanessa, she used to scream out her own name!”
Rodney Dangerfield - Thornton Melon

“- Vladimir: She certainly has a mind of her own.
- Dimitri: Yeah. I hate that in a woman.”

Kelsey Grammer - Vladimir
John Cusack - Dimitri

“Get with the times, Greg. There's a new thing called Women's Lib. It means women get what they want.”
Christine Taylor - Marcia Brady

“I'm tired of hearing women cry for someone else to save them. Think what that means. Why do you need someone else to save you? Think about saving yourself.”
Jennifer Lynn Connelly - Taryn