“We were married today. We were going over Niagara Falls in a barrel. Your brother tries to kill me. A taxi is waiting and now you want to sleep on a window seat. You can take the honeymoon, your wedding ring, your taxi, your window seat, and put them in a barrel and push them all over Niagara Falls!”

Priscilla Lane - Elaine Harper

“- Steven Grlscz: Last time I saw her we had an arguement.
- Sergeant Roche: That must have been quite a row since you didn't make an attempt to see her since then. What was it about?
- Steven Grlscz: She wanted to get married.
- Sergeant Roche: To someone else?
- Steven Grlscz: To me.”

Jude Law - Steven Grlscz
Jack Davenport - Sergeant Roche

“Newlyweds. What else do they do but make love and war?”
Anthony Quinn - Don Pedro Aragon

“- Nick: I don't know how our marriage lasted.
- Deborah: Mutual death wish.”
Woody Allen - Nick
Bette Midler - Deborah

“- Holly Golightly: Let me go.
- Paul Varjak: Not till we get this settled. Now what’s all this jazz about south America?
- Holly Golightly: I thought if I’m marrying a south American, I’d better find out something about the country. ”
Audrey Hepburn - Holly Golightly
George Peppard - Paul Varjak