“- Junior: Look, if all you're interested in is whether I am married or not...
- Sugar Kane Kowalczyk: Oh, I'm not interested at all.
- Junior: Well, I'm not.
- Sugar Kane Kowalczyk: That's very interesting!”
Tony Curtis - Junior
Marilyn Monroe - Sugar Kane Kowalczyk

“I find that the moment a woman makes friends with me she becomes jealous, exacting, suspicious, and a damn nuisance. And I find that the moment I make friends with a woman I become selfish and tyrannical. So here I am, a confirmed old bachelor and likely to remain so.”
Rex Harrison - Professor Henry Higgins

“These men have taken a supreme vow of celibacy, like their fathers, and their fathers before them.”
Charlie Sheen - Topper Harley

“It was a beautiful spring day. Tedious time of the year for bachelors.”
Rod Taylor - Pongo

“Show me an eligible bachelor, and I will show you a room full of women acting like they’ve lost their minds.”
Ann Dowd - Mrs. Van Hopper