“Stay full of this. Leaves no room for the cholera.”

Forrester Harvey - Waddington

“- Frank Detorre: I feel a little fluey.
- Bob: You know what they say; starve a cold, drown the flu. Your body needs fluids now, lots of 'em.
- Frank Detorre: Is beer fluid?”
Bill Murray - Frank Detorre
Chris Elliott - Bob

“Um... a malt Glen Garry for me and my friend here. And if you tell that bartender to go extra easy on the water, this 50 cent piece has your name on it.”
Vince Vaughn - Trent

“You can have too much money, you can have too many women, but you can't have too much vodka.”
Joshua Mikel - Drake

“- Ameribanx Bank Manager: What happened to Phil?
- Dick Harper: Necrotizing Fasciitis Caused by an invasive streptococcus.
- Ameribanx Bank Manager: What?
- Dick Harper: Flesh-eating disorder. Its all over the money. Might wanna wash your hands.”
Garrett M. Brown - Ameribanx Bank Manager
Jim Carrey - Dick Harper