“- Frank Detorre: I feel a little fluey.
- Bob: You know what they say; starve a cold, drown the flu. Your body needs fluids now, lots of 'em.
- Frank Detorre: Is beer fluid?”
Bill Murray - Frank Detorre
Chris Elliott - Bob

“Stay full of this. Leaves no room for the cholera.”

Forrester Harvey - Waddington

“Um... a malt Glen Garry for me and my friend here. And if you tell that bartender to go extra easy on the water, this 50 cent piece has your name on it.”
Vince Vaughn - Trent

“You can have too much money, you can have too many women, but you can't have too much vodka.”
Joshua Mikel - Drake

“Billy, my considered diagnosis is that you have the worst ailment known to man: no money!”
Woodrow Parfrey - Dr. Canterbury