“My wife and I wanted a child, but she couldn't get pregnant. Neither could I.”
George Carlin - Architect

“- Nanny: And speaking of children...
- Anita: Roger, darling, l've got the most wonderful news.”
Joan Plowright - Nanny

“Mom, if I kiss your belly hard enough, will the baby feel it?”
Evan Brinkman - Allister

“- Alice Marshall: I'm 12-years-old, dad. In caveman days I'd be having children of my own.
- President James Marshall: That's what we call progress, young lady.”
Liesel Matthews - Alice Marshall
Harrison Ford - President James Marshall

“- Caitlin Rose: Why you choose to have this baby? I mean, you don't care about Jace and he sure as hell doesn't care about the two of you.
- Abby: It's hard to explain. I guess I felt that this way. At least I'd have somebody love me.”
Tiffani Thiessen - Caitlin Rose
Maureen Flannigan - Abby