“I guess we're both fucked? Least you get to go to heaven. I don't get shit.”

Season Hubley - Niki

“Why? Why did you just let me die? I'd like to go up into heaven. An ascension, possibly. A transfiguration.”

Maggie Smith - Miss Shepherd

“All astronomers are amateurs. When it comes to the heavens, there's only one professional.”
Claude Rains - Sir John Talbot

“The shit is pointing out of the pot! Towards Heaven, to God. My turd is a direct communication from the Holy Father.
No, no, no, no, children. No. Laugh. Laugh! God is... He is the funniest man in the universe.”
Brian Cox - Dr. Finch

“God has a hard-on for Marines because we kill everything we see! He plays His games, we play ours! To show our appreciation for so much power, we keep heaven packed with fresh souls!”
R. Lee Ermey - Gny. Sgt. Hartman