“Makeup is such a weird concept. I'll wake up in the morning and look in the mirror. 'Gee, I really don't look so good. Maybe if my eyelids were blue, I'd be more attractive.”
Cathy Ladman

“Your mascara is running. If you want to fix yourself we can discuss this later.”

Rachel Weisz - Lady Sarah

“Four hours of makeup, and then an hour to take it off. It's tiring.”
Peter Sarsgaard

“I never understood why women wear so much makeup. It's like you guys are so much more beautiful without it. It's like guys don't even like that kind of stuff, you know? It's just this soul-sucking system meant to oppress women.”
Christopher Mintz-Plasse - Neil

“Brother Baxter-You're a man. Men don't wear makeup.
Conor-But why not? People in the 18th century wore makeup. That means people like Mozart wore makeup, and he was a man.”
Don Wycherley - Brother Baxter
Ferdia Walsh-Peelo - Conor