“- Dan Marino: Hey Ace, got anymore of that gum?
- Ace Ventura: That's none of your damn business and I'll thank you to stay out of my personal affairs.
- Dan Marino: You're a weird guy, Ace. Weird guy.”
Dan Marino - Dan Marino
Jim Carrey - Ace Ventura

“- John Robie: May I ask you a personal question?
- Frances Stevens: I've been hoping you would.”
Cary Grant - John Robie
Grace Kelly - Frances Stevens

“- Scroop: Cabin boys should learn to mind their own business.
- Jim Hawkins: Why? Do you have something to hide, bright eyes?
- Scroop: Maybe your ears don't work so well.
- Jim Hawkins: Ugh! Too bad my nose works just fine.”
Michael Wincott - Scroop
Joseph Gordon-Levitt - Jim Hawkins

“- Johnny Rourke: Why won't you let me drive you home?
- Tracy Prescott: Because I... I don't want you to know where I live.”
Aidan Quinn - Johnny Rourke
Daryl Hannah - Tracey Prescott

“- Veta Louise Simmons: Doctor, everything I say to you is confidential, isn't it?
- Dr. Sanderson: I am not a gossip, Mrs. Simmons. I am a psychiatrist.”
Josephine Hull - Veta Louise Dowd Simmons
Charles Drake - Dr. Raymond Sanderson