“- Dan Marino: Hey Ace, got anymore of that gum?
- Ace Ventura: That's none of your damn business and I'll thank you to stay out of my personal affairs.
- Dan Marino: You're a weird guy, Ace. Weird guy.”
Dan Marino - Dan Marino
Jim Carrey - Ace Ventura

“- John Robie: May I ask you a personal question?
- Frances Stevens: I've been hoping you would.”
Cary Grant - John Robie
Grace Patricia Kelly - Frances Stevens

“- Lana Lang: What's wrong?
- Chloe Sullivan: Clark and I just had a massive blow-out.
- Lana Lang: About what?
- Chloe Sullivan: His secrets, privacy... my pathological inability to curb my curiosity.”

Kristin Kreuk - Lana Lang
Allison Mack - Chloe Sullivan

“Think about that, why does he want his privacy? I mean he's hiding something, we know that. Right? And he knows that we know that, he knows that, and regardless of if he had a bad day or good one, it doesen't matter. He scared the hell out of you, that's a grown man.”

Shia LaBeouf - Kale

“- Scroop: Cabin boys should learn to mind their own business.
- Jim Hawkins: Why? Do you have something to hide, bright eyes?
- Scroop: Maybe your ears don't work so well.
- Jim Hawkins: Ugh! Too bad my nose works just fine.”
Michael Wincott - Scroop
Joseph Gordon-Levitt - Jim Hawkins