“Any time a man wants to show a woman how to do something from behind it’s just because he wants an excuse to get real close and breathe on her neck.”
Jake Johnson - Nick Miller

“I’m like a sexual snowflake. Each night with me is a unique experience”
Max Greenfield - Schmidt

“I believe there is a higher degree of probability she’s wearing those type of panties than no panties at all.”
John Malkovich - Dr. Adrian Mallory

“Kitty Forman-Sex, it's not dirty.
Red Forman-It's not clean either.”
Kurtwood Smith - Red Forman
Debra Jo Rupp - Kitty Forman

“Shy in the streets, sexy in the sheets.”
Sasha Pieterse - Alison DiLaurentis