“- Sam Marlow: You know what'd end all wars? Make everybody fight naked. Then nobody'd know who to kill, and that would be the end of it.
- Elsa: Sam...
- Sam Marlow: No, I mean it. And let the women get in there naked, too. That'd cinch it. No more war... just peace on Earth and a lot of whoopee.”
Robert Sacchi - Sam Marlow
Olivia Hussey - Elsa

- Boris Pochenko: I don't know where anything is in this kitchen.
- Joy Miller: Oh come on, "I can find food in Ghandi's house", are you kidding me?
Timothy Dalton - Boris Pochenko
Fran Drescher - Joy Miller

“Any solution involving cookies will inevitably result in the demon baby.”
Brad Bird - Edna Mode (E)

“We have naked people giving us free food!”
Kiefer Sutherland - Scott

“- Natalie Scheffer: Everything on the menu was made with curd. Curd this, curd that. I mean, I ordered a hamburger and I got a ten-minute lecture on animal rights from the waitress. And the guy in the play was half naked!
- Joe Scheffer: What? Which half?”
Hayden Panettiere - Natalie Scheffer
Tim Allen - Joe Scheffer