“No no, little boy! We mustn't sit on the chair. Do you know why? Because this is a priceless, irreplaceable piece of fine art from another millennium. And you... are a not-quite-formed, piece of temporary plasmic rubbish taking up space on this already overcrowded planet!”

Jeff Bridges - Rupert

“Books are awfully decorative, don't you think?”
Joanna Barnes - Gloria Upson

“I'm just a little tense. This whole office is not Feng Shui. All the desks are facing evil.”
Sean Whalen - Merkin

“- Daniel: This is your room? It doesn't look like you.
- Lauren: I know. My mother decorated it. The only thing in here that's me, is me.”
Thelonious Bernard - Daniel
Diane Lane - Lauren

“I thought maybe this might be your minimalist period.”

John Heard - Charles