“You come out of a woman and you spend the rest of your life trying to get back inside.”
Heathcote Williams

“Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.”
Sharon Stone

“Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.”
Billy Crystal

“A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen or twenty mistakes she's a tramp.”
Joan Rivers

“Men and women belong to different species, and communication between them is a science still in its infancy.”
Bill Cosby