“- Allen Gamble: Hey, what are you doing here?
- Terry Hoitz: I come here when I have lady troubles, which means I come here every night.”
Will Ferrell - Allen Gamble
Mark Wahlberg - Terry Hoitz

“But I've learned it's not where you are, it's who you're with.”
Sara Paxton - Aquamarine

“You're my Mississippi. People who live in Arkansas, you know what their favorite state is? Mississippi's the only thing that keeps Arkansas from being the worst state in the whole country.”

Vicellous Shannon - Twins

“So, now that we've determined that I belong here, let's talk about you.”

Martha Plimpton - Lorna Phillips

“- Julia: We don't need a bed, do we?
- 1st Victim: Well, no, I suppose not.
- Julia: I've always preferred the floor.
- 1st Victim: Oh. First time for everything, eh?”

Clare Higgins - Julia
Anthony Allen - 1st Victim