“- Dante Hicks: You said you only had sex with three different guys; you never mentioned him!
- Veronica Loughran: Because I never had sex with him.
- Dante Hicks: You sucked his dick!
- Veronica Loughran: We went out a few times. We never had sex but we fooled around.”
Brian O'Halloran - Dante Hicks
Marilyn Ghigliotti - Veronica

“- Abraham Quintanilla: You were out there wearing a bra!
- Selena Quintanilla: It's not a bra!
- Abraham Quintanilla: It's a bra with little sprinkly things on it!”
Edward James Olmos - Abraham Quintanilla
Jennifer Lopez - Selena Quintanilla

- Erik: Why can't I go see dad?
- Gail: Well, call him. If he says "yes", I'll put you on the next plane. You know, you and his little friend Cindy could go to the movies and get in for half price.
- Erik: She's 23, mom.
- Gail: Oh, amazing. Old enough to drink.
- Erik: Yeah, but she doesn't.
Brad Renfro - Erik
Diana Scarwid - Gail

“- Todd: You're a terrible father. You let me eat cake and lollipops for breakfast every day.
- Donny: That's what you asked for!
- Todd: You are supposed to say no!”
Andy Samberg - Todd
Adam Sandler - Donny

“- Dudley Smith: For the love of God, don't be a detective. Stick to assignments where you don't have...
- Ed Exley: Dudley, I know you mean well, but I don't need to do it the way you did. Or my father.”

James Cromwell - Dudley Smith
Guy Pearce - Ed Exley