“- Tony Perkis: You picked the wrong man to mess with.
- Josh Burnbalm: [sarcastically] Oh, I didn't know I was messing with a man!”
Ben Stiller - Tony Perkis
Shaun Weiss - Josh Burnbalm

“A man fights for what he believes in.”

Gary Cooper - Robert Jordan

“There are guys you can hit and there's guys you can't.”
Ray Winstone - Mr. French

“- Scott Wylde: Can somebody tell me what the hell's going on?
- Mac Jarvis: Ah, she's pissed because I wouldn't jump her bones.
- Terry: He's threatened because I used to break his.”
Loren Avedon - Scott Wylde
Max Thayer - Mac Jarvis
Cynthia Rothrock - Terry

“Well, excuse me, did I say anybody could leave before the battle is over, did I?”
Dennis Hopper - Deacon