“- Sissy: I brought ya some coffee.
- Bud: Get me a beer.
- Sissy: Bud, if they smell beer on your breath at work…
- Bud: Just get me a beer!
- Sissy: Yes sir.”
Debra Winger - Sissy
John Travolta - Bud

“- Annoying Lady: Don't we get any cake? Who has coffee without cake?
- Dylan: I don't know... skinny people!”
Paula J. Newman - Annoying Lady
Breckin Meyer - Dylan

“Yuck! It's terrible and wonderful at the same time! It's like freedom in a cup!”

Ashton Kutcher - Elliot

“Do you want some free advice? Coffee. Make friends with it.”

Brendan Fletcher - Mark Davis

“- Sheik Riyadh: How is the coffee? If you were to put a horseshoe in it, do you suppose it would stand erect?
- Katib: At your age uncle, I suppose it is that only thing that might!
- Sheik Riyadh: Boldly spoken... for a man with no wives.”
Omar Sharif - Sheikh Riyadh
Silas Carson - Katib