- Conrad "Con" Jarrett: I'm so scared! I'm scared.
- Dr. Berger: Feelings are scary. And sometimes they're painful. And if you can't feel pain, then you're not going to feel anything else, either.
Timothy Hutton - Conrad
Judd Hirsch - Berger

“From the moment I heard Frau say I had a clone, I knew that I'd be safe cuz I'd never be alone. An evil doctor shouldn't speak aloud about his feelings, my hurt and my pain don't make me too appealing.”

Mike Myers - Dr. Evil

“- Surgeon: Did you see a girl? She's stolen my heart.
- Andy McDermott: I know the feeling.”
Chris Bearne - Surgeon
Tom Everett Scott - Andy McDermott

“I felt something loosen in me, that shouldn't have loosened. A stitch come undone.”
Charlize Theron - Libby Day

“- Faith Corvatch: There's something I have to tell you.
- Peter Wright: There's nothing you could tell me that would change the way I feel about you.
- Faith Corvatch: I'm engaged. We're due to be married, in 9 days.
- Peter Wright: Whoa, whoa! Except possibly that.”

Marisa Tomei - Faith Corvatch
Robert Downey Jr. - Peter Wright