“Get set for Ida's Bikini Shop fashion preview. The look this summer is military. So look out, 'cuz the troops have landed on the beach.”
Amanda Horan Kennedy - Ronnie

“I suppose you think I'm going insane just to be fashionable.”
Parker Posey - "Jackie-O" Pascal

“- Rick Leland: You certainly are a girl of many colors. First, your legs get blue. Then, your face turns green. And, now, your red all over.
- Alberta Marlow: I never knew what suffering was until I came on this pleasure trip.”
Humphrey Bogart - Rick Leland
Mary Astor - Alberta Marlow

“- Zack: Were all pink on the inside...
- Vince: Like vaginas.”
Dane Cook - Zack
Dax Shepard - Vince

“Maybe we could paint the house with vanishing cream. Then it would be invisible.”
Steve Viksten - Oskar Kokoshka