“- Lucy Whitman: You just became a statistic.
- Kansas Hill: Oh, my god. I'm not the first.”
Sara Marsh - Lucy Whitman
Mena Suvari - Kansas Hill

“I remembered why I opened the door to women in the first place: to not limit the likelihood of finding that one person who'd complement me so completely.”
Joey Lauren Adams - Alyssa Jones

“We find it's always better to fire people on a Friday. Studies have statistically shown that there's less chance of an incident if you do it at the end of the week.”
John C. McGinley - Bob Slydell

“Oh Ron, there are literally thousands of other men that I should be with instead, but I am 72 percent sure that I love you.”
Christina Applegate - Veronica Corningstone

“- C-3PO: Sir, the possibility of successfully navigating an asteroid field is approximately 3,720 to 1.
- Han Solo: Never tell me the odds.”
Anthony Daniels - C-3PO
Harrison Ford - Han Solo